MONKEYS!!!!




MONKEYS ARE FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!!! They are wicked cool and I should have one.
I would love him and let him throw poop (at other people) and I would absolutely
not dress him in stupid little girl clothes because that is just plain wrong.
bad karma as well. and i don't wanna mess with that.

they have monkeys in south america and nepal like other places have rats and squirrels. oh my god that would be so sweet i can't barely stand it.

reasons monkeys are more awesome than people.
1. they can't speak english so they can't be a smart ass during idle chitchat.
2. they can't tell other people your secrets.
"Monkey said you said I'm kind of stupid!!!"
3. the smaller monkeys are probably too small to handle weapons in order to stab you in your sleep.
4. they will never ask you to give them a ride to the airport.

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