ME

Why? well let me tell you.

nunya. i just am. its true. you can trust me on this.


okay okay i'll tell you you friggin whiner.




its because i got out of credit card debt and THEN




i bought my husband
one of these for christmas:


he loves it and deserves it because he has to deal with me everyday and i am a royal pain in the arse. and in exchange for putting up with my mouth and attitude and laziness and debauchery and belching, he gets cool toys from me. that is the key to a happy marriage. the sucky one has to spoil the good one.

the TRICK, is to agree which one of you sucks. so to speak.