ME

Why? well let me tell you.

nunya. i just am. its true. you can trust me on this.


okay okay i'll tell you you friggin whiner.




its because i got out of credit card debt and THEN




i bought my husband
one of these for christmas:


he loves it and deserves it because he has to deal with me everyday and i am a royal pain in the arse. and in exchange for putting up with my mouth and attitude and laziness and debauchery and belching, he gets cool toys from me. that is the key to a happy marriage. the sucky one has to spoil the good one.

the TRICK, is to agree which one of you sucks. so to speak.

11/27/2006
Can I just tell you how wonderful life is when there are two, TWO kinds of stuffing at thanksgiving dinner?

OHMYGOD it is awesome. Like a mini-stuffing-buffet. I'm sure there has already been one, but I think I may host a stuffing tasting party. It makes me a little "O" ish just thinking about it....

MONKEYS!!!!




MONKEYS ARE FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!!! They are wicked cool and I should have one.
I would love him and let him throw poop (at other people) and I would absolutely
not dress him in stupid little girl clothes because that is just plain wrong.
bad karma as well. and i don't wanna mess with that.

they have monkeys in south america and nepal like other places have rats and squirrels. oh my god that would be so sweet i can't barely stand it.

reasons monkeys are more awesome than people.
1. they can't speak english so they can't be a smart ass during idle chitchat.
2. they can't tell other people your secrets.
"Monkey said you said I'm kind of stupid!!!"
3. the smaller monkeys are probably too small to handle weapons in order to stab you in your sleep.
4. they will never ask you to give them a ride to the airport.

clicky my linky
http://cbs4boston.com/video/?id=16172@wbz.dayport.com

Desperate Housewives is awesome!!
1. Its funny.
2. Its unpredictable. mostly.
3. Its about freaks!!!
...control freaks, needy freaks, murderous freaks,
vindictive freaks, shallow freaks, etc.
Who doesn't love a good freak show?
4. Its got eye candy for everyone.
5. Its more interesting then your own neighborhood.

They are delicious. You can make them from instant packets and they taste just fine, unless you put too much water in them. Mashed potato is the king of all potato products.

Things you can add to mashed potatoes that make them even more awesome:
Butter
Spices
GRAAAVVY oh my god
Cheese
Peppers
Bacon
French Fried Onions from a can

Stuffing is awesome.

If done properly, it is moist but not necessarily mushy, it should be able to be handled and formed into a ball.

I love stove top. Its quite delicious, and easy to make. I have a large cannister in my pantry for emergencies.

Smart choice foods has a pretty poor excuse for stuffing in their frozen meals. Stouffers, on the other hand, is pretty darn good. Not quite as good as stovetop, but a nice second place for sure.

The end.